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A Coupla Shades of Taupe A romantic tender tale of blossoming emotions and hardcore schtupping Shades of Grey doesn t come close to reaching the literary heights of A Coupla Shades of Taupe A Pulitzer is inevitable Pagan

  • Title: A Coupla Shades of Taupe
  • Author: Court Burback
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  • Page: 230
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  • A romantic, tender tale of blossoming emotions and hardcore schtupping 50 Shades of Grey doesn t come close to reaching the literary heights of A Coupla Shades of Taupe A Pulitzer is inevitable Pagan Taupe is the wealthiest man in all of Arkansas He s got everything The only thing that s missing is a whiny young codependent named Alexandra Aluminum Pagan becomes obseA romantic, tender tale of blossoming emotions and hardcore schtupping 50 Shades of Grey doesn t come close to reaching the literary heights of A Coupla Shades of Taupe A Pulitzer is inevitable Pagan Taupe is the wealthiest man in all of Arkansas He s got everything The only thing that s missing is a whiny young codependent named Alexandra Aluminum Pagan becomes obsessed with Alexandra at a level normally portrayed by Rob Lowe in Lifetime movies But unlike Rob Lowe, Pagan doesn t want to beat her with a tire iron and bury her beneath the town bridge he wants to make her his live in sex slave.Alexandra takes the leap and agrees to be Pagan s unquestioning submissive and the two embark on a sexual journey that would make Gloria Steinem put a loaded gun to her temple.

    A Coupla Shades of Taupe by Court Burback A romantic, tender tale of blossoming emotions and hardcore schtupping Shades of Grey doesn t come close to reaching the literary heights of A Coupla Shades of Taupe. A Coupla Shades of Taupe Diversion Books A romantic, tender tale of blossoming emotions and hardcore schtupping SHADES OF GREY doesn t come close to reaching the literary heights of A COUPLA SHADES OF TAUPE A Pulitzer is inevitable. A Coupla Shades of Taupe Home Facebook Facebook is showing information to help you better understand the purpose of a Page See actions taken by the people who manage and post content. A book review of A Coupla Shades of Taupe A Parody by A Coupla Shades of Taupe A Parody Court Burback A romantic, tender tale of blossoming emotions and hardcore schtupping SHADES OF GREY doesn t come close to reaching the literary heights of A COUPLA SHADES OF TAUPE. A COUPLA SHADES OF TAUPE Bloggy Come Lately A Coupla Shades of Taupe by Court Burback My rating cats so this book is pretty awesome, i gotta say it stays pretty parodically true to the original, but i don t think it is necessary to have read fifty shades to get what you need to out of it if you don t know the A COUPLA SHADES OF TAUPE A PARODY PDF br A Coupla Shades of Taupe A Parody is the tender tale of Pagan Taupe, the richest man in Arkansas, and his obsession with Alexandra Blurb Pagan Taupe is the wealthiest man in all of Arkansas. DOWNLOAD READ A Coupla Shades of Taupe A Parody review I want to read this But I don t want to read it without reading the original because I suspect it won t be as hilarious and relevant as it is supposed to be. A Coupla Shades of Taupe by Court Burback OverDrive A romantic, tender tale of blossoming emotions and hardcore schtupping SHADES OF GREY doesn t come close to reaching the literary heights of A COUPLA SHADES OF TAUPE A Pulitzer is inevitable.Pagan Taupe is the wealthiest man in all of Arkansa Court Burback acouplashades on Pinterest I m sorry but I forgot the safe word is not the safe word A Coupla Shades of Taupe available now on , barnesandnoble, and iBooks Dangerous Dan s Book Blog A Coupla Shades of Taupe A Parody A Coupla Shades of Taupe A Parody by Court Burback My rating of stars As a favor to a friend, Alexandra Aluminum interviews entrepreneur Pagan Taupe.

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    1. karen on said:

      so this book is pretty awesome, i gotta say. it stays pretty parodically true to the original, but i don't think it is necessary to have read fifty shades to get what you need to out of it; if you don't know the plot of fifty shades, you are living under a rock, and probably have bigger concerns than reading. like slugs. there are so many great lines in this book, she has a way with the simile like no other author. early on, i started cutting-and-pasting my favorite lines, but i had to give up p [...]

    2. Dan Schwent on said:

      As a favor to a friend, Alexandra Aluminum interviews entrepreneur Pagan Taupe. Taupe soon introduces Alexandra to a sexual world she never knew existedFirst off, DO NOT try to read this in your cube while pretending to work. The laughter that replaces your usual muffled sobbing will be a clue that you're up to something.Where do I start with this? Spray cheese sex? A clown chained to the wall of the sex chamber? A KKK themed restaurant (It's KKK-razy good!)? Disgusting sex acts like Dirty Sanch [...]

    3. Karly *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* on said:

      b, is for Burback. (Buddy-read with my lovelies, Kat &Jess commencing Friday, January 9th)2.5 Stars (rounded DOWN to 2 because you don't fuck with my love - by which I mean (view spoiler)[ Adam Levine(hide spoiler)] NOT Christian, just to clarify!!!)Review Time:There once was a badly written romance we three did hateAnd a taupe coloured parody which we decided to read as of lateIn the beginning there was inappropriate hilarity to be hadBut the further I read, especially the sex, it got reall [...]

    4. Jess ❈Harbinger of Blood-Soaked Rainbows❈ on said:

      A fantastic buddy read with my favorites Karly and Kat starting Friday, January 9.Read a book with a color in the title.Ummm.Yeah. Started off strong. the end I was likeYeah, so this review is going to be totally half-assed because its been a coupla days since I read it, and honestly, this book just isn't that great. It started off strong, I was laughing out loud at every other sentence because they sounded like this:"Ratfink! I knew I should have sucked it up and gone, So what did he look like? [...]

    5. Liz on said:

      5 stars on the hilarity alone. Is it deserving? Not really, but NEENER, NEENER NEENER 50 Shades of Grey, this was three dollars that was well spent! Ever since reading 50 Shades of Grey I've had a parody running in my head. This eclipses my version. The piss poor writing style of 50 Shades is exploited here, in a totally humorous way. Who needs Christian Grey when you have Mr. Taupe- his blow up sheep, and a rickshaw! This parody is right on. In my opinion, Burback nailed it. Just wait until you [...]

    6. Audrey on said:

      Pagan Taupe leans suavely against a mouse cage, tilting it and forcing the mouse in the wheel to cling for dear life. He's wearing a crisp taupe suit, but the jacket is open, and my eyes drift to the T-shirt beneath. It reads: I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEEGROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER.&His gaze dips from my face to my collarbone, then lower. His eyes devour my body like I'm a sundae slathered in slut sauce.&When Pagan and I climb into the rickshaw he seems preoccupied, and withdra [...]

    7. VaultOfBooks on said:

      By Court Burback. Grade B+After I read Fifty Shades of Grey, and posted a few hate messages to E. L James on her Twitter handle, I still couldn’t stop making fun of the book. Yes, I admit, the hours I spent reading FSOG are the ones I’ll always loathe.After a month of reading it, there came a savior to get my life back on track after reading FSOG- It was Court Burback with her book A Coupla Shades of Taupe.Pagan Taupe is the wealthiest man in all of Arkansas. He’s got a home with a working [...]

    8. Mickey Reed on said:

      See full review here!Oh. My. Goodness! First, let me start by saying that I have NOT read Fifty Shades of Grey, and if you can't tell, this is a parody of that. Obviously, if I've read this, then I don't have a problem with the subject matter tackled in Fifty Shades. The problem with that "book" is that it's completely unedited - terrible punctuation, awful grammar, same words used over and over again, etc. How do I know this? I've read enough excerpts and heard from enough friends that this boo [...]

    9. Jesika on said:

      If you were kind of hating life and everything after you finished “Fifty Shades of Grey”, read “A Coupla Shades of Taupe”. It will restore your faith in humanity. It is a spot on parody following Alexandra Aluminum, books and stuff major at the University of the Ozarks, and her seduction by Pagan Taupe, the richest guy in Arkansas. I’m not a big audible laugher while I’m reading; I’m a smirker, under-my-breath chuckler, smile-and-look-into-middle-distance contemplator. I say this t [...]

    10. Janosch on said:

      At first I want to thank Mrs. Burback for giving me a free copy of her ebook to enjoy. And I want to thank her for making fun of the utterly dull orignal book "Fifty ." .I had a blast reading this one! Really funny, filled with creative ways to mock the shame that the original is. xD I like the Monthy Python style humor, the random events and the smart skits. Well done. It shows once again, that from everything bad something good can come. :)A fun, fast and easy read. Some may say: Well this is [...]

    11. Courtney on said:

      A parody of Fifty Shades of Grey that is not only hilarious but also stylishly and skillfully executed. I attempted Fifty Shades out of sheer curiosity but found the writing absolutely unbearable. I made it about 25 pages in before finding myself disgusted that it was topping the book charts. This - although not for everyone - was well done. I think anyone who read Fifty Shades and wasn't impressed or anyone planning on reading Fifty Shades should read this instead. I'm curious to see what this [...]

    12. Tanya Urban Fantasy Freak on said:

      LMAO - "and the two embark on a sexual journey that would make Gloria Steinem put a loaded gun to her temple."

    13. Tia on said:

      I read most of Fifty Shades of Grey before angrily abandoning it, but I read Jennifer Armintrout's hilarious recaps of the entire thing—and I highly recommend you Google her to do the same, if you haven't already. I also watched the movie, thinking it would give me a good laugh. It didn't. But, I heard it stayed true to the book. So you could say that I have a pretty good idea of each significant scene and the ending, despite not having the tolerance for finishing it myself. This book is prett [...]

    14. Underground Book Reviews on said:

      A Coupla Shades of Taupe is the Spark-Notes version of Fifty Shades of Grey on steroids and laughing gas. While Grey is the wealthy owner of a company that delivers food to the hungry, Taupe is the wealthy owner of a taxidermy company that immortalizes deceased pets. While Anastasia Steele pines over Grey's perfectly sculpted face, Alexandria Aluminium fantasizes about picking jerky out of Taupe's teeth. If you haven't heard of Fifty Shades of Grey, you should know that it's a closet fad made in [...]

    15. Shawna on said:

      Another parody of the "Fifty Shades" book. Maybe it's because it wasn't the first parody of "Fifty Shades" I have read that explains my feelings towards this version.In comparison to "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey" I found this one less humerous and just plain tacky in some parts. Don't get me wrong, their are plenty of zingers that made me laugh in this one but not nearly the same experience I had with the other. If I had of read "A Coupla Shades of Taupe" first, my views might be entirely differen [...]

    16. Sandra on said:

      I want to read this. But I don't want to read it without reading the original because I suspect it won't be as hilarious and relevant as it is supposed to be. Now, since I've heard so many *shite* things about 50 shades of grey (ehem excuse my language) and hence unwilling to buy it I shall patronize one of my friends into buying one. muahahahbut no seriously :p I'm just going to borrow it from someone and only then will I buy this book to read :D

    17. Alys Marchand on said:

      OMG I have never laughed so hard as I did reading this book. One chapter a night is all I could handle. I hope Court Burback spoofs the rest!!

    18. Joanna on said:

      OMG READ THIS NOWThis is the funniest book I have ever read in my life. Audrey said in her review that it is for people who think American Psycho is hilarious. Which is true. IT IS.

    19. Bethany Stahler on said:

      So much better than the original. Every page made me at the very least breathe out of my nose.

    20. Melinda Chadwick on said:

      In many ways, much more direct (but ultimately the same messages) as the original. Just grosser and sillier and much, much more clever. A guanteed laugh on every page.

    21. Jenn Silagi on said:

      This book was hilarious. Really quick read, but laugh out loud over the top hilarity. I haven't read the original book, but I know the type and this book pokes fun not only at 50 shades, but at all crappy, hit you over the head with obviousness romances. Totally recommend to anyone who has a sick sense of humor.

    22. Sarah on said:

      One of the best things about pop culture is being able to mock it. I never read the original 50 shades (though I did rate it as 1 star out of my personal general estimation). Still this was pretty funny. I'm done w/ reading parodies of this; however, I feel like this version was probably the best there is. :)

    23. Maryann on said:

      Just a little too weird of a sense of humor for me The references to the original were sometimes funny, but overall, it was just okay for me. I cringed more than I laughed(~A big fan of the original series~)

    24. Christy on said:

      I started out with a laugh, but I could barely get through after a few chapters. It might have been because the novelty of parody wore off rather than the book actually losing momentum. I did get a few giggles out the experience.

    25. Karen Martin on said:

      Absolutely hilarious! For those who have or haven't read Fifty Shades of Grey, this will have you truly laughing out loud.

    26. Squeasel on said:

      If anyone I know is even half tempted to read 50 Shades of Grey, do yourself a huge favor and read this book instead.

    27. Andie Nash on said:

      Funny and twisted, a clever send-up of the first in the "50 Shades" novel. I hope the author continues with parodies of the 2nd and 3rd books of the trilogy. I'd totally buy them.

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